Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Tenses, aspects, modality
What tense aspect or modal form should you use?
present context
present state
past event / action
present background
specific moment in the future
action completed before time in the future (future background)
past action only partially perceived
past habit
past background
general present
past background context
Series of events over a longer period of time in the past
future in the past
future plan
future arrangement
future very soon
a past habit that annoyed or frustrated you
distant future
How probable is it?
will
must
may
might/could
should
What's different about this one:
can
What's the difference between....
be done
have done
did
had done
doing
be doing
stop doing
stop to do
Monday, September 25, 2023
Fake Nice
Pronunciation
chemist
Vocabulary
running low
at random
hand over
vague + ly
tick by
churlish
this and that
every bit as
perfectly disgusting, happily expectant
Everybody alright?
grin
take seriously
as practiced (practised)
weapon (figurative)
through gritted teeth
to betray a fact
call me + adj, but I'm not adj
a turn-off
to beam at
to zone out
soporific
spurious
perky
Speaking
Do people usually take you seriously?
Do you sometimes zone out in class?
Are you running low on energy at the moment?
What things about studying English do find a turn-off?
Think of some things that are soporifics - e.g. chamomile tea
Sunday, September 24, 2023
Tips on Intonation and Rhythm
First watch the video, then read the text. Practice with the text in bold below.
Tips
Intonation is the rhythm and pitch of speech. Rhythm is based on stress. In English we stress words that represent important information. Important information often goes in this order:
1. Nouns
2. Verbs (especially near pronouns, which means the nouns are understood)
3. Adjectives/Adverbs
Of course, there can be many exceptions in different situations. For instance, maybe time is most important to you--you may stress the adverb instead of the noun.
Overall, when practicing pronunciation or preparing to speak publically, choose about two-four words per sentence that are most important to the meaning of what you need to say. Stress those words and then also de-stress the others.
Pause as You Speak
To deliver important information, you need to pause before or after the stressed word. You can often pause before words like "that" and "which," prepositions (in, on, at, for, around, etc.) and conjunctions (and, but, or) as well. Pausing gives the listener time to fully hear the important words.
What Not to Stress
De-stressing (reducing stress on) the small words helps the stressed words to sound important. You can de-stress by reducing vowel sounds. "To" becomes "t'" as in "t'work." "And" becomes "'n" as in "bread 'n butter." "For" becomes "fr" as in "fr you." "Is" attaches as if you are speaking a contraction: for "she is" say "she's." We also can delete "h" when attaching "his/her/has/had" to the previous word. For instance, "lost her job" can read "lost'r job." Make sure you are pronouncing contractions also.
Practice reading the passage below. Stressed syllables of 2-3 syllable words are in capital letters. Stressed words are in bold print. A slash ( / ) indicates a good place to pause. Of course, you always pause for commas and periods.
Practice Text
My friend / has a new job. He is WORking / as an IT specialist / for the new bank / that Opened / down the street. He's exCIted / because he gets to creATE / his own poSItion / since the bank is new. The pay is good too. That's LUcky / because his wife / recently lost her job. She has been apPLYing / all over town / for the past two months / and HASn't had any luck. Now she's going to take one month off, reLAX, and then try again.
How to speak so that people want to listen
Saturday, September 23, 2023
Intonation table
Anger
Sadness
Afraid
Happiness
Anxiety
Depression
Confusion
Embarrassment
Disgust
Love
Boredom
Annoyance
Jealousy
Nervous
Frustration
Self-confidence
Loneliness
Excited
Envy
Ashamed
Worry
Affection
Calm
Enthusiasm
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Oulipo and other outside-the-box approaches to writing
1. N + 7 Generator
Take piece of poetry or prose, substitute the nouns for the seventh noun that comes after that noun in the dictionary.
The Red Wheelbarrow
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
chickens.
Enter it into the N + 7 generator and the result is:
The Red Whelp
so much depends
upon
a red whelk
basilica
glazed with raisin
waterproof
beside the white
childhoods.
Try it with a verse or two from this famous NZ poem:
Rain
I can hear you
making small holes
in the silence
rain
If I were deaf
the pores of my skin
would open to you
and shut
And I
should know you
by the lick of you
if I were blind
the something
special smell of you
when the sun cakes
the ground
the steady
drum-roll sound
you make
when the wind drops
But if I
should not hear
smell or feel or see
you
you would still
define me
disperse me
wash over me
rain
There's even an N + 7 machine in the web!
Type in a simple text of your own, then press submit. See what you get!
2. Snowball
I
am
the
text
which
begins
sparely,
assuming
magnitude
constantly,
perceptibly
proportional,
incorporating
unquestionable
incrementations.
Try it yourself.
3. Lipogram
A lipogram is a text composed deliberately without a particular letter, such as the letter 't'.
Excerpt from Gadsby, by Earnest Vincent Wright
"Now, any author, from history's dawn, always had that most important aid to writing:—an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography."
Which letter is missing?
Here are some notes from my travel diaries 20 years ago!
On the promenade at sunrise
Sun emerges dying everything apricot. Old-timers congregate. Small boats lay out nets. Crows and beggars try their luck. The sea impossibly smooth. Enormous dead rat having its guts pecked by crows. A dog yawns in the sun.
On the promenade at midnight
Children frolicking around the feet of the MG Monument. Twinkling lights of far-off fishing boats.
India’s filthiest restaurant
One waiter coughing incessantly over the customers while a cross-eyed youth continuously bumped into tables. Up on the hotel rooftop I watched the full moon struggle through the smog. Came back to the room to immaculately pressed laundry.
Try rewriting one of the excerpts without a crucial letter, such as 't', or 's'. It's really challenging and really interesting.
4. The abecedarian
These can be narrative
Alice wanted to go to the park
But knew she had to study for
Class. Still, her friend
Diana asked her to go, and she was
Eager to get some fresh air.
Or you could try to write sentences where the words occur in alphabetical order.
Any bold, clever, daring explorer faces great hurdles, including jealous kings, lying mariners, native occupants, pusillanimous queens, really sneaky tyrants, usually vying with xenophobic young zealots.
A boisterous clown does every foolish game: hurling icicles, juggling kaleidoscopes, laughing maniacally, neglecting old pants, quickly revealing sparkling tight underwear, vamping while x-raying your zebra.
Artistically assembled, bagpipes blow, creating cacophony; drums deliver, echoes ensuing; flutes follow, generating gentleness; harmonicas help, in instances; jew’s-harps join, keeping kosher; lutes lightly make music noteworthy; now, oboes outclassed, piccolos peep quite quickly; rebecs reply so softly; the tuba, used untiringly, varies vastly while, with xyloid xylophones, yammers ye zesty zither.
5. Eunoia
Eunoia is a book by Christian Bök
There are 5 sections based on the vowels A, E, I, O, and U
from Chapter A
(for Hans Arp)
Awkward grammar appals a craftsman. A Dada bard
as daft as Tzara damns stagnant art and scrawls an
alpha (a slapdash arc and a backward zag) that mars
all stanzas and jams all ballads (what a scandal). A
madcap vandal crafts a small black ankh – a hand-
stamp that can stamp a wax pad and at last plant a
mark that sparks an ars magna (an abstract art that
charts a phrasal anagram). A pagan skald chants a dark
saga (a Mahabharata), as a papal cabal blackballs all
annals and tracts, all dramas and psalms: Kant and
Kafka, Marx and Marat. A law as harsh as a fatwa bans
all paragraphs that lack an A as a standard hallmark.
from Chapter E
(for René Crevel)
Enfettered, these sentences repress free speech. The
text deletes selected letters. We see the revered exegete
reject metred verse: the sestet, the tercet – even les
scènes élevées en grec. He rebels. He sets new precedents.
He lets cleverness exceed decent levels. He eschews the
esteemed genres, the expected themes – even les belles
lettres en vers. He prefers the perverse French esthetes:
Verne, Péret, Genet, Perec – hence, he pens fervent
screeds, then enters the street, where he sells these let-
terpress newsletters, three cents per sheet. He engen-
ders perfect newness wherever we need fresh terms.
from Chapter I
(for Dick Higgins)
Writing is inhibiting. Sighing, I sit, scribbling in ink
this pidgin script. I sing with nihilistic witticism,
disciplining signs with trifling gimmicks – impish
hijinks which highlight stick sigils. Isn’t it glib?
Isn’t it chic? I fit childish insights within rigid limits,
writing shtick which might instill priggish misgiv-
ings in critics blind with hindsight. I dismiss nit-
picking criticism which flirts with philistinism. I
bitch; I kibitz – griping whilst criticizing dimwits,
sniping whilst indicting nitwits, dismissing simplis-
tic thinking, in which philippic wit is still illicit.
from Chapter O
(for Yoko Ono)
Loops on bold fonts now form lots of words for books.
Books form cocoons of comfort – tombs to hold book-
worms. Profs from Oxford show frosh who do post-
docs how to gloss works of Wordsworth. Dons who
work for proctors or provosts do not fob off school to
work on crosswords, nor do dons go off to dorm
rooms to loll on cots. Dons go crosstown to look for
bookshops known to stock lots of top-notch goods:
cookbooks, workbooks – room on room of how-to
books for jocks (how to jog, how to box), books on
pro sports: golf or polo. Old colophons on school-
books from schoolrooms sport two sorts of logo: ob-
long whorls, rococo scrolls – both on worn morocco.
from Chapter U
(for Zhu Yu)
Kultur spurns Ubu – thus Ubu pulls stunts. Ubu shuns
Skulptur: Uruk urns (plus busts), Zulu jugs (plus
tusks). Ubu sculpts junk für Kunst und Glück. Ubu
busks. Ubu drums drums, plus Ubu strums cruths
(such hubbub, such ruckus): thump, thump; thrum,
thrum. Ubu puns puns. Ubu blurts untruth: much
bunkum (plus bull), much humbug (plus bunk) – but
trustful schmucks trust such untruthful stuff; thus
Ubu (cult guru) must bluff dumbstruck numbskulls
(such chumps). Ubu mulcts surplus funds (trust
funds plus slush funds). Ubu usurps much usufruct.
Ubu sums up lump sums. Ubu trumps dumb luck.