Monday, July 23, 2018

C2 Film Reviews


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The Artist – Review
By Helena Hörmann


The Artist is an award-winning French romantic comedy directed by Michel Hazanavicius. The film was released in 2011 and is a black and white silent movie. The story is set in 1930s in Hollywood and follows the individual lives of the two main characters, as well as the changes they go through after meeting.

Silent movie actor George Valentine (Jean Dujardin) is at the peak of his career when he finds out that silent movies are going to be replaced by movies with tone. This is also when he first meets the young rising actress Peppy Miller (Berenice Bejo) on set and due to literally bumping into him, Peppy suddenly gets thrust into the public eye. Peppy takes advantage of her lucky break and the current changes in the movie world, becoming a renowned actress. Meanwhile George, refusing to go with the technological flow, slowly loses his celebrity status.

Stylistically, the film is extremely authentic. The absence of sound transports the audience back to the era and helps the audience to understand and sympathise with George's reluctance when it comes to the inclusion of sound in movies. Furthermore, both actors carry off their roles magnificently through the adroit use of gesture and body language, generating powerful empathy for with the protagonists. Not only is the romantic relationship between George and Peppy very well portrayed, but their individual scenes also show off demonstrate their versatility.

All in all, director Michel Hazanavicius has managed to make watching a silent film feel like the most ordinary thing in the world, taking the audience on an unexpected and poignant journey back in timeThe Artist is well worth watching for its originality and audacity. 



6 below - review

By Dominique

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6 Below is a 2017 American survival drama film, directed by Scott Waugh. It is based on the true story of Eric LeMarque (played by Josh Hartnett), a pro ice hockey player, who went missing in a blizzard while snowboarding in the High Sierra and had to fight for his survival.

The movie grabs viewer's from the first second by dropping you right into the middle of the story. Then it quietly reveals in a slower tempo more of the life of Eric Le Marque. After the introduction of all the different characters, the blizzard starts, and the pace accelerates slightly. Also, more and more flashbacks occur, intensifying the atmosphere. The further the story goes on, the more intense it gets as the viewers suffer with the protagonist.  Josh Hartnett and also Jason Cottle, who plays Eric's father in the flashbacks, pulls off an stunning performance and manages to really get the audience to understand how Eric's motivations and reactions.

To be honest, the way in which the character survives in temperatures below zero seemed unrealistic to me, so it was a huge surprise for me when they revealed at the end that it was a based on a real story (sorry for the spoiler). AndI felt that at times the filmmakers could have put more pressure on the main character, by waiting a bit longer for the challenges with which he has to contend to be resolved, or by simply edging the sound track up a little bit more. It sometimes felt like music could have been used more to create and sustain tension.

All in all, it is a good film with some flaws, which make it seem unrealistic. I recommend this movie above all to fans of survival dramas and even more to snowboarding enthusiasts.  

3/5 stars


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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Review
By Domink

This years 90th annual Academy Awards were dominated by various films.  One of them was Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, a drama directed by Martin McDonagh. The film, set in our time, deals with the issue of a mother whose daughter is raped and murdered. The film focuses on the different viewpoint of every single character and how the events affect their lives.

The mother, Mildred, played by the outstanding Frances McDormand, has lost her daughter one year earlier and is desperate to find the murderer. She accuses the police of doing nothing to find him and decides to rent three billboards outside the town. Her billboards personally attack chief officer Bill Willoughby (Woody Harrelson). The fact that Willoughby has cancer means the whole community turns against Mildred. In the following two hours viewers will see a chain of events following the principle of Mildred against the police.

The depth of the characters is great and makes you get strongly involved with every one of them. Every person has their own point of view and when you have a closer look you will understand every one of them. The movie also takes different problems such as cancer, alcoholism or suicide into consideration, which affect everyone in some way.  Moreover, the
balance of humor and seriousness is perfect. Even if there are serious scenes there is humor but it never feels inappropriate. As a result, time flies as you watch the movie.

If I had to point out a weakness, I'd say that after a while I couldn't really grasp some aspects of thecharacters as they did strange things that I just wondered about. Maybe I need to watch the film again, or maybe these things could have been left out of the film. Besides that, there were also some characters that felt unnecessary to the story like the character of Peter Dinklage.

All in all this is an outstanding movie that deserves every single Oscar it got. McDonagh was able to create a masterpiece that shows you so many different aspects of human nature and will make you think about certain issues in a new way. So if you are a person that loves to dive into films and get hit by a huge amount of emotion, then it’s a must-watch for you!




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Swiss Army Man - 2016

Dir. Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert

Review by Catharina

Swiss Army Man is an unconventional American comedy/drama/adventure film written and directed by Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert. It stars Daniel Radcliffe and Paul Dano and was released in 2016.

The story begins with Hank (Paul Dano), who is lost on a lonely island wants to commit suicide. Just as Hank is about to end his life, he discovers a dead body (Daniel Radcliffe) lying on the beach. Hank manages to escape from the island with the body and is trying to find his way back to civilization. The body thereby helps him as it comes to life more and more during their journey. Furthermore, Hank discovers that the corpse can be used in many different ways (like a swiss army knife) which helps him survive in the wilderness.

The movie is an allegory of loneliness, of not showing your true self to society for fear of not fitting in. Although one of the two main characters is a dead body it is a very heartwarming and life-affirming story. Both of the actors are convicing in their roles and convey the characters feelings seamlessly. Daniel Radcliffe in particular pulls off the slightly strange role of a dead body coming back to life with great skill and insight. The film leaves the audience asking themselves about the norms in society and will definitely provide a good base for discussion afterwards. The soundtrack is also quiet special and intriguing. They music played in the background is a combination of some sounds created by the main characters.

That said, the movie is not for everyone as some of the “abilities” of the body can be quite disturbing or unsavoury. They escape from the island, for instance, is achieved by using the flatulence of the corpse as an engine! In fact, most of the funny parts of the film are based on a somewhat juvenile humor, which doesn't always work for a mature audience.

But in my view at least, Swiss Army Man succeeds as unconventional kind of art piece, even if some viewers will stop after half an hour of watching. I recommend watching it, knowing what your in for and then decide for yourself if such a unique movie is to your taste.

(Intermediate) The Circular Runway


First do this vocab quiz:

24 terms

Watch:

The Circular Runway

General questions:

1. What kind of wind is dangerous for landing planes?

2. How has the team tested the idea of circular runways?

3. How does the shape of the runway help slow the plane down?

4. What kind of social and environmental advantages will circular runways have?

5. How many circular runways have been built?





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(New Zealand Culture SPIN) New Zealand Humour

A Good Joke

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The Yarn




Perhaps the earliest comic tradition in New Zealand European communities was the yarn, an improbable anecdote told for amusement in the pub or the workplace. In sealing gangs, timber camps and other male-dominated communities, the best "yarn-spinner" was valued and admired.




Confrontation - political correctness








Eating Media Lunch


Outsider humour






Out of the country’s migrant population and egalitarian tradition evolved a broad, self-mocking, anti-authoritarian strain of humour. Much Kiwi humour is also based on the immigrant experience and ethnic differences.


Bro Town - The Weakest Link


The Underdog

Amongst New Zealand’s best-known recent comedians is Billy T. James. His acts frequently depicted the triumph of underdogs over more polished and powerful figures in society. The same theme has animated the work of internationally successful comedy duo Flight of the Conchords (Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie). In their self-titled television show they portrayed gauche Kiwis struggling to make it in New York. A mock travel poster in the office of their manager, Murray (Rhys Darby), said, ‘New Zealand. Don’t expect too much. You’ll love it.’





The Big OE



Hurt Feelings

Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers (We’re rappers)
That hurts our feelings (Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible (We’re vincible)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps
Things that happened to us, all true
Bring the rhyme

I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it n______________,
Create wonderful dishes
Not one of them thinks about the way I f_____
Nobody c______________ the meal

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mentions my casserole
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
You coulda said something n___ about my profiteroles

Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wetsuit to s______ dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ s______

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small man’s wetsuit, please

It’s my birthday, 2003
Waitin’ for a call from my family

They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’re all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
They’re all lined up to watch that movie “Maid in Manhattan”
Have you even been told that your ass is too b___?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a w____?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in b____?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped h_____?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven a______?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took d_______?
Have you ever been told that you look like a Ll______?

Tears of a rapper
(Don’t want to make a rapper cry then watch what you say)
I’m crying tears of a rapper
(Pouring like the bullets of my AK)
Goldplated tears of a rapper
(These are the tears of a rapper now)
These are diamond tears of a rapper



Sunday, July 22, 2018

(Any Level) Active Wear

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Watch and enjoy:

Active Wear



Lyrics:

ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Buying groceries in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Having coffee with my friends in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Going to the movies in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Get a manicure in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Showing off my baby in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
I drink Coke-Zero in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Waiting for the bus in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Buying ACTIVEWEAR in my ACTIVEWEAR
push yourself
TRY HARD
JUST BUY IT
ACTIVEWEAR
WORK IT LIKE A SWEAT SHOP
Do Something
A-A-ACTIVEWEAR
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Being hungover in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Never exercising in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR (yes you can)
Smoking on the street in my ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
ACTIVEWEAR
Doing literally nothing in my ACTIVEWEAR
it’s all about you
ACTIVEWEAR
THERE IS NO FINISH LINE
NEVER GIVE UP
A-A-ACTIVEWEAR
Kill me now.

(Upper-Intermediate) Victor Borge



Victor Borge introduces his wonderful system of phonetic punctuation.

Watch:

Phonetic Punctuation

And also his inflationary language skit. The English subtitles show how amazing he was. A tribute to his remarkable language skills.

Watch:

Inflationary Language