Saying something stupid - Dating

 First date

Talk about it or not?

travel

family

sport

your hates

your passions

politics

money

old friends

new friends

supermarkets

food

shoes

your past girlfriend / boyfriend

your childhood

your dreams for the future

your plans next week

your favourite pop star

movies

your pets

how much money you have in the bank

your 'type'

your health

your religion

At the end of the date what should you say?

See you.

Take it easy

I enjoyed that - let's catch up soon.

I love you

You're special.

It was nice.

It was nice to meet you.

You're nice.

Am I good enough for you?

That was okay, I guess.

I'll see you in my dreams.

Will you marry me?

I think you're fantastic

Let's do it again.

I'm keen to have dinner sometime soon.

Can I come in?

I will stalk you now.

I didn't enjoy that at all.

You're sexy.

I hope I didn't talk too much.

I know I stand in line
Until you think you have the time
To ______ an evening with me

And if we go some place to dance
I know that there's a ________
You won't be leaving with me

And afterwards we drop into
A quiet little place
And have a _____ or two

And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like: I love you

I can ______ it in your eyes
That you despise the same old lies
You ______ the night before

And though it's just a line to you
For me, it's true
It never seemed so ______ before

I practice every day
To find some ______ lines to say
To make the meaning come through

But then I think I'll wait
Until the evening gets ______
That I'm alone with you

The time is right
Your ________ fills my head
The stars get red
And, oh, the night's so _____

And then I go and spoil it all
By saying something stupid
Like: I love you

 

Discuss

1. Is dating a big thing in your country?

2. Have you ever asked anyone out?

3. Had anyone ever asked you out?

4. Have you ever dated someone who seemed to be ‘a bit out of your league’? Why were they?

5. Have you ever said something stupid on a date?

6. Has anyone ever said something stupid to you on a date?

7. What’s the best thing to do, the best place to go, for a first date?

8. Have you tried online dating?

Pick-up lines

1. Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. (Eiffel = I fell, meaning to fall in love)
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
5. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
7. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
8. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
10. Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot!
11. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
12. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
13. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
14. Someone better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
15. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
16. Do you have a bandage? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
17. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
18. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you.