Wednesday, July 31, 2024

The Last Supper




Ask your partner

1.Which food have you just eaten?
2. What culture/s does it connect to?
3. Did it come in a wrapper?
4. Are you hungry right now?
5. What will you eat for lunch today?








What do you like to have on toast?



















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Ask your partner

1. How many eggs do you eat per week?
2. What kind of sauces go best with eggs?
3. What are eggs called in your first language?
4. Which of your favourite foods include eggs in the ingredients?
5. Could you ever give eggs up completely?















Ask your partner

1. Do you have access to a kitchen at the moment? 
2. How much of your day do you usually spend in the kitchen?
3. Do you enjoy doing the dishes? What makes it more fun?
4. Have you ever smashed a plate of a glass on purpose? Why?
5. Which appliance in the kitchen is the most important?

the fridge
the stove and oven
the dishwashing machine, 
the hot water jug.
the toaster
the microwave
the blender

























10 Kitchen idioms


1. Everything but...
2. Hey! ...?
3. That's the way
4. my head is on
5. One big
6. I have a memory
7. don't put all your ... in one ...
8. too many cooks
9. I have too / so many things
10 I have to put that idea on the

like a sieve
kitchen sink
spoil the soup
chopping block
eggs (basket)
the kitchen sink
back burner
what's cookin'
cookie crumble
on the boil
melting pot















































Where does this food come from?







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Favourite sauces, dressings, and toppings

vinegar. soy sauce, mustard. maple syrup, mayonnaise, tomato ketchup, jalapeno sauce, salsa verde, chipotle, hollandaise, teriyaki, wasabi mayo, aioli. sriracha, chili sauce, Thai sweet chili, olive dressing, chocolate sauce, strawberry sauce, balsamic vinegar, cheese sauce (white sauce), custard, gravy...   


What do you like to put on....

lettuce
vanilla ice cream
crackers
sausages
steak
salmon
french fries
pancakes
asparagus






Arrange a dinner party together. It's the last meal of your lives.





Monday, July 29, 2024

Asking a Favour







Noelia: Hey, Paul, ____   ____   ____ a minute?

Paul: ____ on, _____.

Noelia: I've got a _____ _____ ____ ask you. 

Paul: Right.

Noelia: So … _____ would you _____ about DJ___ at the office party next week? 

Paul: Office party? I _____ usually ____ work parties. 

Noelia: Oh, right. So where do you usually DJ ____? 

Paul: No, I _____ I don't usually go to work parties, ____ ____ DJ at them. 

Noelia: ____ on, I think you'd ____ brilliant ____ it! 

Paul: Oh, I don't know … 

Noelia: _____, I _______ usually ask, _____ you are the only DJ I know.

Paul: I'm not a very good one ______. My music taste is … quite strange. Everyone will probably hate it. 

Noelia: Come on! These guys will dance to anything when they are at a party! Why don't you ____ ___ __ ___? You'll be great!

Paul: Urgh … I think I'm _______ busy that day anyway.

Noelia: Come on! There's ______ to ____!

Paul: _______ my reputation and credibility …  

Noelia: Paul, you'd really ____ _____ me ____. 

Paul: OK, I'll ____ _____ it. 

Noelia: Great! Thanks, Paul! 



 

 



Match the three stages of asking for a favour with the phrases.

 

1. Set the Stage

2. Give a Reason

3. Provide an Escape Clause

 

A) “If you can’t help out, I completely understand, but I thought I’d ask.”

B) “something really unexpected has happened”

C) “I have a favour to ask you”

 

Consider the following:

A) Anthony, can you please cover for me at the client dinner tonight, I’m not going to be able to break away from the office?

B) Anthony, I have a favor to ask you… by any chance could you cover for me at the client dinner tonight? I’m not going to be able to break away from the office.

 

Quickly after making your request, be sure to add the following:

I completely _________ if you can’t make it; I _____ it’s a busy week for everyone.

I’d love an introduction to Katherine, but if you don’t feel ________ passing along her information for any reason that’s _____. I don’t _____ to create an uncomfortable situation for you.

 

Role plays:

 

1. Your child refuses to tidy up their room.

2. You need someone to give you a ride to the airport at 4a.m.

3. You've got a heavy couch that you need to move from one house to another. Your friend has a van.

4. You're going away for a week and need someone to feed your cat.

5. You have a great neighbour and you're good friends, but lately he's been using his barbeque every night and the smoke comes into your house if you have the windows open.

6. Someone you know is starting a new job at a company you want to work for. You've sent them your CV twice, but they've never replied. You want to ask them to recommend you for an interview.



Here are ten ways of persuading (or forcing) someone to do you a special favour. Rank them from the most acceptable to the least acceptable method.

Flattery
Bribery
Threatening
Flirtation
Charm
Pleading
Begging
Demanding
Blackmail
A polite request


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10



Role plays:

Your child refuses to tidy up their room.

You need someone to give you a ride to the airport at 4a.m.

You've got a heavy couch that you need to move from one house to another. Your friend has a van.

You're going away for a week and need someone to feed your cat.

You have a great neighbour and you're good friends, but lately he's been using his barbeque every night and the smoke comes into your house if you have the windows open.

Someone you know is starting a new job at a company you want to work for. You've sent them your CV twice but they've never replied. You want to ask them to recommend you for an interview.


Asking for a favor which is granted

Peter: Hi Anna. I've got a f___ to ask. Would you m____ cooking dinner tonight? I'm kind of busy.
Anna: Sure, Peter. What w____ you like for dinner?
Peter: Could I tr____ you to make some pasta?
Anna: That s_____s good. Let's have pasta. Which type of sauce should I make?
Peter: W____ it be too m___ trouble to make a four cheese sauce?
Anna: No, that's easy. Yum. Good idea.
Peter: Thanks Anna. That really h__ps me out.
Anna: No pr_____.

Mark: Hey, could you please help me w____ the homework?
Susan: I'd be gl___ to help out. What s___s to be the problem?
Mark:: I don't get this equation. Would you ___d explaining it to me?
Susan: No pr____. It's difficult!
Mark: Yeah, I know. Thanks a lot.
Susan: Don't w____ about it.

Asking for a favor which is refused

Employee: Hello, Mr. Smith. C____ I ask you a question?
Boss: S__, w___ do you need?
Employee: Would it be t__ much trouble f__ you to l__ me come in at 10 tomorrow morning?
Boss: Oh, that's a little d_____.
Employee: Yes, I know it's last moment, b__ I have to go to the dentist.
Boss: I'm afraid I can't let you come in late tomorrow. We r____ need you at the meeting.
Employee: OK, I just th____ I'd ask. I'll get a different appointment.
Boss: Thanks, I appr____ it.

Brother: Hey. W____ you mind letting me watch my show?
Sister: Sorry, but I c___ do that.
Brother: Why n__?
Sister: I'm watching my favorite show now.
Brother: B___ I'm going to miss my favorite game show!
Sister: Watch it online. Don't bo___ me.
Brother: Could you pl____ watch your show online, it's a rerun!
Sister: Sorry, but I'm un____ to do that. You'll j___ have to watch it later.





Part 2 - Use your "
Pākehā" Voice 


Language: 

to mute (turn the sound off)

you owe me (I'm doing you a favour)

Lickity-split (very quickly, very soon)

Pakeha (Non-Maori, usually English speaking, NZer)

all good (it's alright)



Watch and answer these questions:


1. What problem are the flatmates having?

2. What excuse does the person on the phone give for failing to activate the broadband?

3. What does Paul do for a living?

4. What is a Pakeha voice and why do you need to use it?

5. How does Joan manage to get Caleb to send someone over immediately?

6. What do Caleb and his friend say after the call is over?



Watch:

Get you a pakeha voice



Discuss:


Why do we need to use different 'voices' for different situations?



Language focus: kiwi English / politeness and assertiveness / formal and casual


1. Come on ____! This is the fourth time I've called and it's ____  _______ stupid!"

2. ___  ______ we failed to connect you ____, but _________ no one was home when we came to the _______.

3. Hi ______ Caleb ___  _____  _____? We're just having a little bit of a _____________ about our connection and I'm hoping that you could _____ us ____.

4. Yes, it ____ no one was home when we came to the address.

5. ____ and ____ both know that that's not true, and we ____ call on Wednesday, _____. So if we don't _____ this out now, I think you and I going to have a _____ ____ of a problem.

6. Well, ___ don't want that. So ____ about I put you on our priority list for an appointment.

7. Will tomorrow at 10am _____ for you?

8. No it ______ actually. I'm ______ that's not good enough.

9. How about I _____  ____  ________ with a technician and ____ someone out to your place, lickety-split - in the next, ___,  60 minutes?

10. That _____ be wonderful.

11. Once _____, thank you ___ much for your help, Caleb.

12. Hey ___ a problem. Sorry for ____ ______________.


Part 3 Advertising



We all know smoking harms us and others, but many do it anyway. There are lots of examples of this in a consumer society. List some others....













1. Who will notice this ad? What's their life situation?

2. What other things might be influencing their life choices?

3. What feelings are evoked through the ad? How does the ad try to speak to group of people it is targeting?







Friday, July 26, 2024

Exercises made from student film reviews

Exercises made from student writing


Review: Starship Troopers (1997)
by Nils

Cloze

Starship Troopers is a film by Paul Verhoeven, director of Robocop (1987). The movie is ______ by (but not based on) the classic sci-fi novel of the _____ title by Robert A. Heinlein. In ______ to Heinlein’s original story, which focuses more on military doctrine and the life of an interstellar soldier in between his battles, the movie is ______ around grand battle scenes and as a result is rich in cinematic action.

The film is ____ in a universe where humans unite under a global government to battle the “bugs”, arachnoid aliens with no consciousness that kill for food and conquest. The main character, Johnny Rico ____ the army to follow his gifted girlfriend, a space pilot. Rico scores badly in his exams and is therefore assigned to the Mobile Infantry - which essentially means cannon fodder. On the brink of giving up, a bug attack kills his entire family, invigorating him to give all he’s got to ____ for mankind’s survival.

Phrases

At times
depth and gravitas 
feels somewhat
That said,
All in all
I recommend it
The same goes for

The battle scenes are very well done and music composed by the late Basil Poledouris pulls the viewer right into the atmosphere. However, the film (1)__________ goofy at times. For example, the training scenes are completely unrealistic (I’ve been to boot camp, so I know what it’s about). (2)_____________ much of the dialogue unfortunately. There's also a bit of a fascist undercurrent which the book was more sceptical about. (3)___________ this can be quite disturbing unless you deliberately choose to ignore it.

(4)__________ it's incredibly entertaining thanks to the excellent action sequences.

(5)________, it is a great action movie but it certainly lacks the (6)______________ of the original work. (7)_____________ to anyone in the mood to see some exciting battles against disgusting aliens and cheesy human interactions.


3/5 stars







Shutter Island
By Lisa


Sentence beginnings:

From the look
The film starts with 
This becomes
I was skeptical
All we see is 
As our hero smokes 
What's striking here is

(1)_____________ of the trailer, Martin Scorsese's Shutter Island looked like a horror film… a frightening prison under authoritarian control where isolation rules. A U.S Marshall is sent to an asylum to investigate a missing patient but discovers so much more. A demon? A ghost? Something worse? (2)___________ walking into the theater, wondering if any of this would hold water.

(3)______________ Teddy Daniels and his new partner Chuck, standing on a ferry. (4)______________ that there is no lead up. We are bam, smack into the story without so much as an opening montage. (5)____________ the two men smoking a couple cigarettes and chatting about their assignment. (6)____________ a momentous development however. (7)_______________ -we sense that he isn't the smooth and sophisticated gangster we might expect. This is a harsher more pathetic figure with poor posture. Someone who doesn't sleep well, someone with an untypical backstory…


"Soon" or "but not before"?

The men are greeted at the gate by guards whose attitudes seem immediately suspect. Soon / But not before we meet Dr Crawley, a seemingly complex, liberal and modern man who runs the asylum. However, he soon / but not before becomes uncooperative with the investigation. Both inmates and staff appear to be hiding something, but what? Evidence and clues begin to appear soon / but not before our hero seems to become riddled by psychosis himself. "You act like all this madness is contagious." Daniels says to the guard. Is it? Soon / But not before we begin to wonder, too, soon / but not before he uncovers the tip of an ugly, painfully intimate iceberg that merges his own troubled past but with a mass conspiracy.

The acting is superb. Kingsley is in his finest role in years. Similarly, DiCaprio reaches new levels. Elias Koteas, Ted Levine and Michelle Williams play small but wonderful roles. Cinematographer Robert Richardson captures a world all of its own.

I'd say
Yes, 
Despite
Nor does
It’s certainly

While Scorsese is a master, (1)_______ that his strength is this film has more to do with character than screenplay. (2)________ a fresh balance of both - a mix of noir and thriller. (3)_______ it could be compared with The Shining but this wouldn’t do it justice. It’s no one trick pony.

All this praise aside it's not for everyone. The story is convoluted and demands some attention. And at times it's all a bit too bleak and dire. (4)_______ it all make sense when you actually think about it. But then again that's show biz. (5)______ the plot having a few too many turns and folds - to the point of losing you – don’t lose faith: the story has you right where it wants you.

3 Stars



Donnie Brasco
By David

Join the sentence halves:

1. Donnie Brasco is a gangster movie

2. It is based on a true story about the FBI agent Joe Pistone (Johnny Depp)

3. Under the name Donnie Brasco, Pistone befriends Lefty Ruggiero (Al Pacino)

4. As Pistone gets more involved in the mafia business he collects evidence



A) but gets deeply tangled up with the criminal lifestyle and hardly ever sees his family.

B) and is able to embed himself in a mafia faction led by Sonny Black.

C) who infiltrates the New York mafia.

D) directed by Mike Newell from 1997.


Punctuate

what really stands out however is the acting from johnny depp and al pacino who both do a magnificent job at portraying their characters the relationship dynamics between joe and lefty come off superbly depp makes you feel for joe as he begins to lose himself and forget which side he is actually on most of the mobsters in the movie are the usual stereotypes but pacinos lefty is special a tragic middleman he takes risks and does the dirty work but always gets overlooked and is never really rewarded properly all this differs markedly from pacino’s former roles and yet he carries it off with ease this is a true story but it still basically goes where we expect mob films to go plus it manages to rise above the clichés through strong characters and compelling emotional themes a solid classic.

4/5 stars.


Thor: Ragnarok
By Iris

Break into 5 paragraphs

Thor: Ragnarok, the latest release of Marvel Studios, is the sequel to 2011´s Thor and 2013's Thor: The Dark World, all adapted from the well-known Marvel Comic series. This latest Thor movie is directed by New Zealander Taika Waititi (Hunt for the Wilder People, Boy) and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. Thor, played by the hunky Chris Hemsworth, has to save Asgard from the Ragnarok. Along with his companions Hulk, Loki and newly introduced characters he must defeat his sister Hela to save the Nine Worlds and the creatures living in them. Thor: Ragnarok, is said to be the best out of the Thor trilogy, due to its cast, action scenes, music and humor. One reason this film went down so especially well may be because of its further development between the dramatic action and the music. Marvel Studios has been justly criticized for neglecting to have catchy tunes in their previous films. With this movie, however, Marvel has redeemed itself. Theme music and background music both create the perfect atmosphere and put the viewer in the right mood and keep them there. This is especially true in action sequences like the one where Thor gets his super boost and becomes the God of Thunder; here the music matches and intensifies the action perfectly. Technically the film is a tour de force. The camera movement and the special effects fit together seamlessly and create enormous tension. Acting wise, on the other hand, you could say Thor: Ragnarok is about average quality, even though some scenes are acted in an ingenious way. At times the tension gets let down by a bad pun, which doesn’t go down well with action movie lovers. And fans hoping for a romantic dimension won´t be pleased because the flimsy relationship between Jane and Thor has ended. And most disappointingly,  the story doesn´t leave any room for interpretation. Except for some new characters and a different setting, it follows the set formula of Marvel movies and breaks no new ground. Having said that, if you are a true Marvel Comic or Thor fan, you are very likely to enjoy this movie. It is an easy and entertaining experience that holds your attention through many great one-liners. Plus the action scenes are never boring or predictable, and that’s what we want from a Marvel movie after all. Worth spending two and a half hours inside on a sunny day for.

3.5 stars




Breaking Bad
By Benjamin

Break into 4 paragraphs:

Breaking Bad is a series directed by Vince Gilligan, starring Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. It tells the story of Walter White, a high school chemistry teacher struggling to make ends meet. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer Walter tries to acquire money to leave for his family through criminal means. The series is very much on the dark side and contains some of the blackest comedy in American TV history. What stands out in this crime drama is the acting of the protagonist Bryan Cranston. You could even say that Cranston is Breaking Bad. This initially unassuming, apparently virtuous chemistry teacher gets increasingly entangled in the criminal underworld where he becomes a ruthless meth producer. Cranston portrays this horrific transformation convincingly and shockingly. There isn’t a side of human nature that he isn’t able to portray in rendering the schizophrenic Walter, known in the underworld as “Heisenberg”. The series addresses many problems in American society, one of which is the failed health system which doesn’t seem to be improving under President Donald Trump. Poor people who don’t have the money for health aren’t supported by the government. In these circumstances, is it any wonder that so many descend into crime when the only alternative is sickness and death? Breaking Bad is a fantastic series for our times, and under the current president of the US, the series seems to be more true than ever. The story is captivating, the acting is first-rate and the series conveys contemporary issues powerfully.

Rating: 4/5



JOY
By Mare     

Word form

After    HEAR   that accliamed director David O. Russel would once again be working with his oscar-winning pair, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, everybody knew the bar for this film was set high. In this     AUTOBIOGRAPHY    drama set in the 90s we follow Joy, a single mother   STRUGGLE    to cope. She lives in working-class New York with her two children, her mother, grandmother and her ex-husband. One day Joy comes up with the idea of a self-wringing mop and so she sets out to make this idea reality.

The film is set in 1990 and every single set and choice of clothing is perfect to the T. You get a strong sense of what life was like back then, although I can imagine that a large part of the audience doesn’t need a film to do that.

Lawrence and Coopers’ amazing   CHEMIST    together is incredible to see. Both actors    PORTRAIT    their characters to the fullest. Joy faces a number of struggles along the way which makes you      SYMPATHY     with her throughout the film. A mention of Robert DeNiro,   STUN     as usual, can’t be left out.

Joy is a feel-good film, but fortunately not in the   CHEESE   way. Joy’s   STRONG    through her struggles makes you feel as if you can fight the world too.  There are hints of feminism as we see   ABUSE    relationships, poverty, and several other factors hold Joy back. Of course, you can’t deal with every single issue on the planet in one film, but there could have been a bit more   ATTEND     paid to them.

As a whole it was a well acted,   TRUTH    and inspiring film and I would recommend it. Not groundbreaking, but it certainly can’t be   DENY    that it will make you feel joy.

3.3 Stars




Black Mirror: Nosedive
by Carlotta

Cloze: 

Black Mirror is a science fiction anthology series created by Charlie Brooker. ____ episode examines a different problem in our society by placing it in a near feature or an alternative present. By exaggerating the problems, the directors show the viewers ___ the world could be if we’d continue living our lives as we do ___. For example, series three episode one, Nosedive (2016) is set in a pastel coloured world ____ people constantly rate each after they interact. You can get between one and five stars, the higher the rating the ____. People with a high rating are admitted ___ the upper echelon of society, but if you have a low rating, well too bad. The episode tells the story about Lacie Pound (Bryce Dallas Howard) ___ is invited to be the maid of honour of her old school friend Naomi (Alice Eve). But the journey to the wedding doesn’t go ___ planned.



Monday, July 22, 2024

Four stories by Rumi






The Angel of Death  
 
 
Solomon, the wise prophet, held daily audiences during which he listened  
to his subjects’ complaints and tried to address their problems. One  
morning, as he was listening to one person after another, a distraught man  
hurled himself into the great court. Solomon noticed how distressed the man  
was and beckoned him forward. Grateful for being invited to the front of the  
queue, the man fell to his knees before the great benefactor.  
 
“What seems to be causing you such anguish, my dear fellow?” asked  
Solomon compassionately.  
 
“The Angel of Death, my lord! I saw him a minute ago as I was crossing  
the street. He glared at me with such disdain that my heart nearly stopped!”  
 
“We all know that Azrael takes his orders only from God and never  
wavers in his duties,” asserted the great prophet. “Now tell me, what would  
you have me do?”  
 
“I beg of you, my life’s in your hands. Please tell the wind to carry me to  
India, where I’ll be safe from the Angel’s harm.”  
 
Promptly Solomon ordered the East Wind to carry the nearly paralyzed  
man to India and lay him down wherever he chose. He then duly returned to  
his other subjects’ unattended affairs.  
 
The following day when he returned to court, Solomon caught a glimpse  
of the Angel of Death among the crowd. He motioned the Angel to approach  
and asked him: “Why do you frighten people with that wrathful look, to the  
point that they abandon their livelihood and forsake their homes and family?  
What had that poor man done yesterday to deserve your crushing glare?”  
 
Azrael was surprised. “My lord, I didn’t look at him wrathfully at all! In  
fact, I was astonished to see him!” he said. “God had commanded me to take  
his pitiful life today in India, and I couldn’t imagine, even if he had a million  
wings, how was he to get there on time. I was startled and gazed at him with  
surprise, not anger!”  
 
When you look at everything in life with the eyes of want and greed,  
what do you hope to escape? Yourself? God? Is that possible?  






Solomon

complaints

distraught man

front of the queue

What's the trouble?

Angel of Death

glared

crossing the street

Beg

India

safe

East Wind

The following day

Why do you frighten people?

Surprised

India

Surprise - not anger





 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
Spitting at Imam Ali  
 
 
In the early years of Islam in the Arab lands, the newly converted Moslems  
waged many wars with others who did not yet believe in Islam, people  
widely known as infidels. In one war, Ali, the prophet’s son-in-law, who was  
a very competent warrior, came face to face with another capable soldier. Ali  
succeeded in bringing his opponent to his knees in a short, sharp fight and  
raised his sword to take the man’s life. The proud soldier believed that his end  
was imminent, and all he could think to do was take one last spiteful action: he  
spat at Ali, right in the face. Ali immediately withdrew his sword and stepped  
back, sparing the man’s life.  
 
The subdued warrior was stunned; he had expected the worst and now  
was perplexed that he was still alive. He needed an explanation; he needed to  
know why Ali had taken pity on him. Before Ali could walk away from their  
encounter, the warrior called out to him: “Ali, you had drawn your sword to  
finish me off but changed your mind. What made you drop your weapon?  
What did you see in me when we fought that made you lose interest and spare  
my life? You had the upper hand; you’d won the fight. What else was more  
important than finishing me off? What suppressed your anger at that instant?”  
 
“I only fight for God,” responded Ali. “I’m God’s servant; I’m not in the  
business of saving my own skin. I’m God’s unbeatable lion, not a whimsical  
warrior of passion! Not words but actions speak for my belief. The sword  
might be in my hand, but it is God who strikes. Just like the wind that cannot  
move a mountain, I too shall not move other than by God’s will.  
 
“Anger makes most kings lose their heads, but anger is my obedient slave!  
It’s indeed my patience that has freed me from the yoke of anger. My sword  
does not kill; instead, it bestows life! You spat at me, and thus raised an issue  
that did not directly involve God; and I never fight for any reason other than  
God. Your spitting aroused my ego and thus sparked off my anger. Had I used  
my sword, I would have been fighting half for God and half for my ego! That’s  
why I thought it best to withdraw my sword.”  
 
Ali then turned to walk away, without looking back.  
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus and the Skeleton  
 
 
Jesus often traveled from place to place, and various people tended to  
accompany him for parts of his journey. On one occasion, as he was leav¬  
ing a small village, a young man began to follow him. Not long after they had  
set out, the young man spotted the bones of some anonymous creature in a  
ditch. His curiosity was raised, and, believing that he had discovered an aban¬  
doned human skeleton, he started to poke the bones with his stick.  
 
“Are you not the greatest prophet on the face of the earth?” he asked  
Jesus. “Then you must know the secret of bringing back the dead!”  
 
Jesus ignored his comment, but the man persisted: “Please, great prophet,  
teach me how to give life to these useless bones, so that I too can say that I’ve  
accomplished a worthy deed.”  
 
Jesus was annoyed and continued to ignore the young imbecile, but the  
man wouldn’t relent and repeated his request again and again. Jesus was begin¬  
ning to lose patience, and, sure enough, he eventually snapped: “Be quiet, this  
is no task for a fool! This work requires a soul purer than rainwater, a self  
more sentient than angels. You must live many holy lives before you can even  
be considered a candidate for such a job. Let’s just imagine for argument’s  
sake that you found a suitable staff, but where now is Moses to achieve the  
miracle?” Jesus tried his best to make the simpleton grasp the importance of  
the issue.  
 
“All right, since you think that I’m not good enough to know the secret  
prayer, then you do it. You give these bones life!” he repeated unrelentingly.  
 
Utterly puzzled, Jesus wondered why this apparently ego-ridden man was  
so bent on bringing these dead, forsaken bones back to life. He turned to God,  
imploring Him to divulge the reason for this challenge, and soon he heard a  
voice in his head:  
 
“The piteous always drive themselves into a rueful state. They plant seeds  
but sow thorns. And those who sow thorns have no place in the divine Gar¬  
den. In their hands, every rose will become a thorn. If they fall in love, their 
 
beloved will turn into a venomous snake, for their spirit is dark and nasty.  
Their talent is in creating poison, unlike the true alchemist, who turns every¬  
thing into precious gold!”  
 
Quite curious by now, Jesus decided to fulfill the young man’s demand,  
hoping to discover the purpose of this predicament that he found himself  
in as well as ridding himself of the fellows exasperating company. Thus, he  
uttered the prayer to raise the dead and blew it onto the shattered bones.  
 
Unbeknown to Jesus and the young half-wit, the bones were not those  
of a man but of a fierce black lion. In no time, the lion, raised from the dead,  
snapped the young man’s head off, broke his arms and legs, and shredded his  
body. Standing a few paces away, Jesus witnessed the attack in awe. Cautiously,  
he approached the lion: “Why did you tear this poor man apart? He just made  
me give you back your life!”  
 
“I decimated his body because he had made you angry, O great prophet!”  
said the lion obediently.  
 
“Then why don’t you eat his flesh?” inquired Jesus.  
 
“It’s not my fate today to be nourished by his body!” replied the grateful  
lion, who then turned around and walked toward the distance.  
 
 

 


 
 
A Thief at Hand  
 
 
In the middle of the night, a man heard footsteps in his home and quickly  
got out of bed to investigate. Sure enough, in his sitting room there stood a  
thief, his hands filled with valuable objects. Taking fright, the burglar dropped  
everything he had gathered and jumped out the window onto the street, while  
the owner of the house gave chase. The owner, who was young and a fast runner,  
scurried after the thief for a few blocks in the darkness until the thief could run  
no more. The owner grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and was about to  
drag him to the police station when he heard someone calling out to him.  
 
“Come quickly, come and see the signs left by the thief who’s ravaged  
your home!” screamed the unknown voice.  
 
“What a kind and concerned citizen,” thought the owner. “What if there’s a  
second thief in my home who might hurt my wife and children? That damage can  
never be undone! What good would it do me if I tie up this man but lose the true  
culprit? If I don’t listen to this stranger, I might regret it for a long time to come.”  
 
The owner quickly let go of the thief he had caught and rushed back  
home. Outside the house walls, in the dark, there stood the thief’s partner  
waiting for the owner to come back.  
 
“Thank you,” gasped the owner when he saw the second thief. “You’ve  
done me a great service! Tell me, why were you calling me?”  
 
“Let me show you the footprints of the thief; the bastard has run away in  
that direction,” he said, pointing to his right. “If you chase him right away you  
might still be able to catch him.”  
 
“You idiot! What on earth are you talking about? I already had caught  
him! You tricked me into letting him go. I had the truth in my grip and you are  
now suggesting that I look for signs!”  
 
“I’m well aware of the truth,” said the second thief, feigning innocence.  
“I’m only trying to show you the signs of the truth!”  
 

You’re certainly either a burglar yourself or a total ignoramus! No, I’m  
certain that in fact you are a thief and know exactly what the other chap was  
up to. My enemy was in my hands and you made me set him free, and now  
you’re blabbering about the truth!"  
 
Sometimes, the truth is much too obvious; people erroneously search for  
its signs while the real thing is staring them right in the face.  


In the middle of the night

footsteps

thief

window

street

chase

police station

heard someone calling

signs left by the thief

second thief

the true culprit

listen to the stranger

rush home

second thief

footprints

you idiot!

signs of the truth

in my hands

set free

truth is too obvious